搞笑的英语句子精选113句思维导图

1. You look very Chinese,very dedicated,very backbone.

2. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

3. I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。

4. You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！

5. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

6. Germany is the onlywoman,I think I must be too mean.

7. 快乐的单身汉迟早会结婚，幸福不是永久的。

8. My principle is: the person does not make me,I do not prisoners; if the person make me,I will getangry!

9. 考试伤害了多少孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会作弊。

10. big one mother 大姨妈

11. 中国人有两个特点：一是不爱说实话；二是不爱听实话。

12. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more.

13. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。

14. no three no four 不三不四

15. A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把zhi火

16. you raise me up 你太抬举我了

17. I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.

18. Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

19. 你有没有注意到讨厌你的人都很丑？

20. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。

21. For beautiful eyes,on the line,and told myself,my wife than they were.

22. no money no talk 没钱免谈

23. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

24. How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

25. 自从会玩QQ之后发现拼音越来越好，读书也没有效果。

26. Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.

27. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。

28. 努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。

29. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

30. When twos company,threes the result!

31. In heaven there is no white out the pie,but white out the bricks.

32. A piece of cake 小菜一碟

33. The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.

34. Adamxxxs apple 喉结

35. 我抽的不是烟，也不是孤独，而是二手烟！

36. 生活的一半是倒霉的，另一半是如何处理倒霉的。

37. Brother,you have to face the resolution is good?

38. The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

39. First scroll: Live meaningless,the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage,horizontal batch: white go back.

40. 工作很有趣！尤其是看别人的工作。

41. 我有能力泡妞，可惜我是个妞。

42. 理想就像内衣，但不能证明你有！

43. More to their xxxing great time also cannot compare with idiot years.

44. 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

45. 生活不能像烹饪一样，所有的材料都准备好了才放进锅里。

46. 聪明人未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明了。

47. Chinese two big characteristics: one,dont love the truth; two,do not want to hear the truth.

48. 后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。

49. Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.

50. You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?

51. 尽量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。

52. 我的原则是:人不犯我，我不犯人；人犯我，我就生死！

53. 男人情史丰富叫浪漫，女人情史丰富叫风骚。

54. 国外:思想和才能是王道，国内:关系和马屁可以横行。

55. Want money no，want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条！

56. Love who who 爱谁谁。

57. 上联：活着没有意义，下联：自杀没有勇气，横批：白走一次。

58. 再多的牛逼时光 也比不上一起**的岁月。

59. Thinking of how far,how far you roll; light how fast,how fast you roll.

60. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么要学？

61. 每个人都应该喜欢动物，因为它们很好吃。

62. Abroad: Thought and ability is the key,the domestic: relationship and can run.

63. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

64. Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

65. 上帝决定谁是你的亲戚。幸运的是，他给了你选择朋友的空间。

66. Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better,the study did not have this effect.

67. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后， 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后， 都有两个。

68. I do not smoke cigarettes,is not lonely,second-hand smoke!

69. Poisonous & Evil Rubbish 有毒有害垃圾

70. Ideals are like the pants,have,but not everyone can go to prove that you have!

71. 服饰就像铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动，但不妨碍你尽情观看。

72. An idle youth, a needy age 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲dao

73. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

74. The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know. So why bother to learn.

75. 毛爷爷说，不结婚的对象都是流氓。

76. 大哥，降低脸上的分辨率好吗？

77. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

78. 对于美女来说，两眼就行了，转身告诉自己，我她们好。

79. We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊！

80. Examination and many children,so that the number of honest learned cheating.

81. A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step 千里之行,始于足下

82. Where there is a will, there is a way 有志者,事竟成

83. You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。

84. 你爱国，敬业，有骨气。

85. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

86. 爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)

87. 想多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。

88. Walls have ears 隔墙有耳

89. 一个人快乐，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。

90. Life can not cook,all the materials are ready was the pot.

91. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

92. 有些人靠实力，而我靠丰富的想象力。

93. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

94. Follow onexxxs heart 随心所欲

95. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

96. Examination of people rely on strength,and I rely on the rich imagination.

97. Did you find,those who hate you,looks very ugly.

98. A tall order 强人所难

99. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

100. 天上没有白馅饼，倒着白砖。

101. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

102. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise..

103. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

104. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

105. Living half are bad luck,the other half is how to handle it.

106. 女人无才是德，我想我一定太缺德了。

107. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

1. 幽默的英语句子 1) Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。 2) One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物。

2. Sick as a dog 病重bai

3. 两个人的状态不稳定，三个人才是！

4. One,two people,three person is to fight at outrance.

5. Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

6. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.