无聊的搞笑幽默句子(搞笑幽默句子)思维导图

我跟闺蜜们关系是无聊的搞笑幽默句子，即便手机内存告急无聊的搞笑幽默句子，我也绝不动她的丑照。

My relationship with my girlfriends is that even if the memory of my mobile phone is urgent, I will never touch her ugly photos.

冰冻三尺非一日之寒无聊的搞笑幽默句子，掏空钱包却一点不难。

Rome wasn't built in a day, but it's not difficult to empty your wallet.

我发现我腼腆到极点了，刚刚走在我前面的一个帅哥掉了钱包 ，我悄悄捡起来都没好意思跟他说。

I found that I was extremely shy. A handsome man who just walked in front of me lost his wallet. I picked it up quietly and didn't mean to tell him.

为什么不回消息无聊的搞笑幽默句子？因为父爱无声。

Why not reply? Because fatherly love is silent.

我一直以为，美若天仙这个词，是在说我 ，原来并不是 ，倾国倾城才是。

I always thought that the word "beautiful as an immortal" meant that I was not. It was the best country and the best city.

她总是在枕头下放着一把刀 ，以防突然有人给她带来一个蛋糕。

She always has a knife under her pillow in case someone suddenly brings her a cake.

你不必冷淡，我也没想纠缠，最后一次 ，借30。

You don't have to be cold. I don't want to entangle. For the last time, borrow 30.

期末考试最悲惨的遭遇莫过于，自己辛辛苦苦背过的内容，最后都成了题干

The most tragic experience of the final exam is that all the contents you have memorized hard have finally become questions

"你为什么会近视无聊的搞笑幽默句子？" "为了淡看世间事，所以才模糊了双眼。"

"Why are you short-sighted?" "in order to ignore the world, you blurred your eyes."

如果十年后我未娶，你未嫁，那我们太惨了，真的太惨了。

If I don't marry and you don't marry ten years later, we will be miserable, really miserable.

我这人吧，永远不要挑战我的底线，否则我又得修改底线。

I am a person. Never challenge my bottom line, otherwise I have to modify the bottom line.

让女人下定决心购买，不要告诉她今天降价，而要告诉她明天涨价。

Let a woman make up her mind to buy. Don't tell her to reduce the price today, but tell her to increase the price tomorrow.

没有人会为了你停下脚步，除非你挡了他们的路。

No one will stop for you unless you get in their way.

我在最好的时光没有钱，而现在有钱了却没有你，但一想到自己有钱还没有你，我就偷偷地笑了起来。

I had no money in the best time, but now I have money without you, but I secretly laughed at the thought that I have money without you.