爆笑表白句子(搞笑表白模板)思维导图

Recently, it was said that the money beginning with M3S7 were counterfeit. I quickly took a look at my wallet. Fortunately, the largest denomination was only 5.

The way of feeling cool a whole summer: to express your love to the person you like，in a short while your heart will be cold.

"Boss, why do you sell steamed stuffed bun without stuffing?"

"因为我还没有掌握核心科技。"

"Because l haven't grasp the core technology yet."

I dreamed that I slept until 9 o'clock,I am frightened to sit up immediately, luckily it is a dream. Take a look at the alarm clock, immediately my heart stopped,it is half past nine!

At noon，one of the students went into the classroom and complained: "I am so hot like a roast pig!"

我淡淡地说："首先你得成为一头猪。"

"First you have to be a pig," I said lightly.

I find a passer-by to ask the way: "How to get to the hospital?"

那人说："沿着那高架一直走就好了。"

The man said, "Just go straight along the high line."

"可那高架是断的。"

"But it is broken."

"对，从断的地方掉下去，就会到医院了。"

"Yes, fall where it is broken , and you'll be in the hospital."

Her husband didn't come back late at night. The daughter was worried that her husband was having an affair. Her mother comforted her and said, "Darling, don't think the worst.maybe there is a car accident."

I had a terrible quarrel with my mother, and I felt so sorry that I was going to apologize. Unexpectedly my mother said first: "it is my fault first,I gave birth to you!"

I did not do well in the exam, my parents did not blame me, my mother comforted me and said: "it's ok, you are still young, your father and I can have another baby.

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