健身幽默文案【健身搞笑朋友圈】思维导图

The usual way to exercise: lift the bar online

Voice, don't hesitate to fall in love wherever you want to go

When I was a child, I always heard others say to me: "It doesn't matter if you look good now. It will look good after a few years of growth. " More than ten years have passed, I have not opened long, but I want to open one

Smoke a southerner to read me the cows in Rio de Janeiro, take the durian milk and run to Venezuela in a folded position, take the bee flower conditioner and give it to the red carp and green carp and donkey.

If you make someone unhappy, be sure to find a reason for yourself to make sure you mess with him next time

I heard it was raining in your city. I was worried about you. Did you bring an umbrella? Wouldn't it be white if I brought this rain?

At night, the phone becomes so strange, it smells like barbecue milk tea

My friend asked me, will you find someone to marry because you are old? Are you kidding? You can find it anywhere

School started, the waist is not sour, the legs don't hurt, and even the heartbeat doesn't beat

If you make someone unhappy, make sure you find a reason for yourself to make sure you mess with him next time

十一、即使一路逆风，也要顽强飞翔

Even if you go all the way against the wind, you must fly tenaciously

十二、今天有人在我面前炫富，我笑了笑，一巴掌拍在了我的兰博基尼上，蹦出了两块南孚电池

Today, someone showed off their wealth in front of me. I smiled and slapped on my Lamborghini and pulled out two Nanfu batteries

十三、人生苦短 而我又懒

Life is short and I'm lazy 、

十四、看你手撕快递包裹时那种气吞山河的姿态,一点都不像矿泉水瓶盖都拧不开的弱女子。

he big pig saying that there is a little pig saying no?

十五、如果耐不住寂寞，你就看不到繁华

If you can't stand the loneliness, you can't see the prosperity

十六、我发现一个秘密，不管你用什么手机，都能免费点赞这条朋友圈

I found a secret, no matter what mobile phone you use, you can praise this Circle of Friends for free

十七、年轻的时候，还是尽量不要早恋，过早知道自己缺乏魅力又丑又矮，影响考试

When you are young, try not to fall in love early, knowing too early that you are unattractive, ugly and short, affecting the exam

十八、白衬衫容易发黄，一般洗衣液很难洗掉，不少人为此感到头疼，不妨在洗的时候吃点头痛药

White shirts are prone to yellowing, and general laundry detergent is difficult to wash off. Many people feel headaches for this. You may wish to take some headache medicine when washing

十九、好消息，好消息，本人已经和百度达成合作关系，有什么不懂的可以问百度了，不必再问我，这样可以省下大家很多时间

Good news, good news, i have reached a cooperative relationship with baidu, what do not understand can ask baidu, do not have to ask me, this can save you a lot of time