调侃生病的幽默句子【生病文案搞笑】思维导图

Although the body is not active, the soul is not tolerant of loneliness.

I'm not lazy, I'm just not obviously busy.

Don't compare with me about being lazy. I'm lazy to compare with you.

If the earth doesn't explode, I won't get out of bed.

Now, the only one that can't get out is the quilt.

If I can lie down, I will not sit. If I can sit, I will not stand.

I can't get up every day not because I'm lazy, but because I haven't figured out what to wear today.

I can't get up in the morning and stay up at night.

I'll have a good rest during the day, because I'll go to bed at night.

The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

The meaning of alarm clock is to let me change my posture and go to sleep.

I am me, a firework that can't get up every day.

Don't take a bath with me. I'm a national level "wash free" type.

As soon as I think there are many things to do tomorrow, I have to sleep until the day after tomorrow.

My quilt is ill. I will take care of it in bed.

The early worms are eaten by birds. I don't want to be eaten, so I don't want to get up.

Lazy bed is not because I am lazy, because I sleep in bed thinking about life.

I am such a lazy person. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't be courteous to you.

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