说没钱的幽默句子(表达穷的搞笑句子)思维导图

1、生活不止眼前的苟且说没钱的幽默句子，还有618过后还不完的花呗。Life is not just about living in front of you, but also about ants' credit payment after 618.

2、目前最大的烦恼是经济能力跟不上审美能力。At present, the biggest worry is that the economic ability cannot keep up with the aesthetic ability.

3、小时候没钱吃泡面说没钱的幽默句子，长大了没钱吃泡面。When I was a child, I couldnot eat instant noodles without money. When I grow up, I can only eat instant noodles because I donnot have money.

4、十年不洗头，只为吃顿油。I donot wash my hair for ten years just to eat oil.

6、小偷来我家偷钱，找了半天没找到，最后我俩一起找。The thief came to my house to steal money. He didnot find it for a long time. Finally, we found it together.

8、把我当朋友的的，没钱了跟我吱一声哈，让我知道不是我一个人穷。If you treat me as a friend, if you donot have any money, please let me know that I am not poor alone.

9、怎么能把脑子里的钱转到银行卡，在线等。How can I transfer the money in my head to the bank card? I wait for the answer online.

10、什么都是假的，只有穷是真的。Everything is false, only poverty is true.

12、外面下雨了，不说了，出去洗头啦。It is raining outside. Stop talking. Go out and wash your hair.

14、贫穷限制了我那么多，为什么没有限制我的体重。Poverty limits me so much, why not limit my weight.