初二英语作文搞笑范文优选9篇思维导图

Li Yan, an engineer, was born on February 9, 1965 in Beijing, China. After he graduated from Qinghua University in 1987, he made an important decision in his life. He decided to go to the United States for his further study. After four years hard work, he mastered new management ideas an advanced technologies in computer field. In 1992, he got his doctors degree. he made another decision that to return to his motherland and started a company. However, his wife and daughter had got used to the American way of life, so they still stay in the United States. But they still can meet frequently, because of the convenient transportation, and his wife and daughter often visit him in holidays.

The star in the sky were were crowded,and others were separate.

Then I found the stars were not the same were many colors,white,gray,light

blue,orange,and so was really that time,the sky was like blue damask decorated by millions of bright diamonds.

Looking up the sky,I saw the was like a naughty child.

Sometimes it hid in the clouds and sometimes it got out of the seemsed to play_hide and

seek_with stars around the moon,however,were as girls,hiding themselves in the clouds.

Oh,what a beautiful sky!

I get up at seven o’clock in the morning every day. After I brush my teeth and wash face, I eat my breakfast. My mother makes the breakfast for me. I go to school at 7:30am, and come back from school at 6 pm. Before I go to bed I will do some homework. I usually go to sleep at 10 pm. On the weekend, I will go to play football with my friends, in the summer we like to go swimming. These are my daily life.

我每天早上7点起床。刷牙洗脸之后我就吃早餐，早餐是我妈妈做的。我7：30去学校，下午6点放学。在我上床睡觉之前我会做一些作业。我平时是10点睡觉。周末的时候，我会跟朋友去踢足球，夏天时去游泳。这些就是我的日常生活。

Campus activities have been organized in many universities and colleges. These activities range from academic to recreational, such as academic reports, social consulting services, speech contests, poet's club, painting clubs, singing and dancing groups, activities provide students with two major advantages. First of all, they play a positive role in improving students' studies. Due to their heavy schedules, students are often busy themselves with textbooks and seldom expose themselves to a colorful life. But the variety of the activities provides opportunities for them to relax themselves and enrich their minds and knowledge. In addition, the activities also serve students living in the "ivory tower" have little chance to get in touch with society. Now the activities open the door for participants to leave their classrooms and get to know this offers an important means for students to broaden their horizons. They believe with the right kind of guidance and help campus activities will continue to grow and flourish.。

My favourite movie—Titanic

A precious stone which called _The Heart of Ocean_brought a love story between Rose and Jack.

They met on Titanic and fell in love with each the way to love, they came across many obstacles but days after the Titanic set out, a very big iceberg floated towards ship was holed by an people cannot be saved besides Rose and is the biggest obstacle for love to other to save Rose,Jack lay down his life.

In this movie,when teh ship suffered the unexpected,some people would rather help other people than save themselves,such as the sailors and the moved me the movie made me thought a lot in some fields,such as relationship of the people around example,when we are facing love,how to express our feeling to our lovers and deal the problem about love with them;When we are facing the social problems,how to settle them perfectly? Let's suppose we are on the Titanic and taking different positions,what we should do when the unexpected coming?In my opinion,diferent people take the different positions and we do different things in society,but the most important thing is that we should assume our responsibilities.

My neighbor is an English teacher. Her English name is Kathy. She is kind and humorous.

Every time I go to her house, we are good friends. She usually gives me some candy and beautiful gifts. I like talking with her very much.

Her voice is very beautiful. She likes to tell jokes and stories. When I have some English problems and need help, she also helps me a lot of English.

She is always patient with me Strictly speaking, she likes flowers very much. There are always some beautiful flowers in her bedroom. Sometimes I invite her to my house to play s.

I also love my neighbors.

中文翻译：

On the afternoon of November 18, we had the opening ceremony of the Fourth Dongzhou Middle School Sports Festival. Each class gave a wonderful performance. The next day, we had an exciting sports meeting. Many players were in it. All the others just watched them. Some were busy writing articles about it. The boys and girls 1500 metres races were the most exciting games. The relay races were exciting, too. Everyone cheered for the petitions. They did their best. When they scored for their own class, everyone was so excited that they jumped to their feet. The sports meeting didn’t end until four in the afternoon. We were tired but we were so happy.

I have many hobbies, such as playing puter games, reading ics, going shopping. I also like playing pingpong very much. I have a friend. His name is Nick. He is crazy about playing pingpong, too. If we have free time, we often play pingpong together. One summer holiday, he took me to a sports centre. Then we played pingpong together, but he always lost. He was very angry. He said to me, _I will beat you in a month.__OK. We will have a match at that time._After a month, when I talked to him about it, he answered,_I forgot the thing! I don't want to have a match with you._ I was very surprised and angry and said,_Oh, you're a forgetful boy!"

What makes me a good friend? I am a boy easy to get along with. I never get angry easily. That’s the most important reason that makes me so popular. I’m always ready to help others. Whenever my friends meet with troubles, I will give them a hand without even a moment’s thought. Besides, I’m quite humorous. I can always tell some jokes or funny stories to make my friends laugh. They say time spent with me is full of fun. I’m honest. I never tell lies. So I’m a friend worth trusting.

是什么让我成为一个好朋友？我是一个男孩很容易相处。我从不生气。这是最重要的原因，使我如此受欢迎。我总是乐于助人。每当我的朋友遇到麻烦，我会给他们一只手，甚至没有一刻的想法。再说，我很幽默。我总是能讲一些笑话或有趣的故事，使我的朋友笑。他们说与我一起度过的时光充满乐趣。我是诚实的。我从不说谎。所以我是值得信赖的朋友。