跨年夜搞笑句子(2020跨年搞笑说说)思维导图

一，凛冬散尽，星河长明，新的一年，万事顺遂

The winter is gone, the milky way is bright, and everything goes well in the new year

二，没想到一眨眼就是2021年了，早知道就不眨眼了

I didn't expect it to be 2021 in a blink of an eye. I didn't blink if I knew it.

三，如果遇见你需要花光我所有的好运，那请你离我远一点，我跨年要打牌

If you need to spend all my good luck when you meet me, please stay away from me. I want to play cards in the New Year's Eve

四，跨年是我这种腿长的人要干的，你们腿短的得用三级跳

New Year's Eve is for people with long legs like me. You have to jump three times when your legs are short

五，愿年年岁岁不挂科，朝朝暮暮有帅哥

I hope that I will not fail every year, and there will be handsome guys all the time.

六，没分手的朋友抓紧分手了，新年新对象，年年不重样

Friends who didn't break up quickly broke up, and new objects in the New Year are not the same every year

七，通往干饭之路的一年又开始了跨年夜搞笑句子！

The road to dry rice has started again!

八，改革春风吹满地，新的一年要争气

The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the land, and we must strive for success in the new year

九，抽一个单身帅气男青年陪我一起跨年，让他吃吃爱情的苦

Take a single handsome young man to accompany me for the New Year and let him eat the pain of love

十，恭喜我从年头孤寡到年尾，新的一年新的孤寡跨年夜搞笑句子！

Congratulations on my loneliness from the beginning of the year to the end of the year.

十一，2020重在参与，2021重在搞钱

2020 focuses on participation and 2021 focuses on making money

十二，亲爱的上帝啊，去年新年我许的愿望是脱单，您似乎听错了呢，并不是脱发。希望今年能实现我的脱单愿望

Dear God, the wish I made last New Year was to take off my bill, but you seem to have misheard me, not hair loss. I hope to realize my wish to get rid of the order this year

十三，这个年，腿长的人先跨为敬了

This year, people with long legs cross for respect first

十四，不是每个人都有资格跨年的，腿长的才叫跨年，腿短的那叫蹦年

Not everyone is qualified for the New Year's Eve. The long legs are called the New Year's Eve, and the short legs are called the New Year's Eve

十五，小朋友你是否有很多问号，为什么，快过年了还没人要

Children, do you have a lot of question marks? Why, it's almost New Year's Day and no one wants it

十六，今年的愿望是，再努努力看能不能把去年许的愿先实现了

This year's wish is to work hard to see if you can realize the wish made last year first

十七，谢谢大家的新年祝福，因为没有收到，就不一一感谢了

Thank you for your New Year's greetings, because you didn't receive them, you won't thank them one by one.