晒娃画画幽默句子【自黑的幽默句子】思维导图

Other people carry more than ten thousand yuan of bags. You call other people's little sister. I bring more than ten thousand yuan of braces. You call me steel teeth sister?

I don't have a boyfriend. I don't think any man is innocent.

Other little girls don't understand. You say she is simple and lovely. I don't understand anything. You say I came from the countryside.

If I didn't reply to your message, would you like to look at the last sentence in our chat dialog box? Is it like someone can answer it?

Others use thousands of yuan of skin care products. You call them miss. I used hundreds of thousands of yuan to make myself have so much meat. You call me fatso?

When I woke up, I thought I was tall. It turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.

But loveliness is not enough. I have to be the grumpy girl who put him in the hospital.

Sometimes if you don't work hard, you don't know what despair is.

If a person seconds back to you, it can only mean that this person is playing mobile phones.

It's not that poverty suppresses my imagination, it's that your temperament doesn't match.

The moment I met you, God said four words in my ear, not as good as you.

People talk to you because they like you. I'm different. I'm for your expression bag.

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