英语搞笑经典句子大全集精选127句思维导图

1. Abroad: Thought and ability is the key,the domestic: relationship and can run.

2. A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

3. A new broom sweeps clean 新官du上任三把zhi火

4. For beautiful eyes,on the line,and told myself,my wife than they were.

5. 学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么要学？

6. A piece of cake 小菜一碟

7. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

8. 理想就像内衣，但不能证明你有！

9. 国外:思想和才能是王道，国内:关系和马屁可以横行。

10. no three no four 不三不四

11. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

12. Life can not cook,all the materials are ready was the pot.

13. Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

14. Examination and many children,so that the number of honest learned cheating.

15. 后座上的孩子会出事故，后座上的孩子会出事故。

16. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

17. You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住！

18. xxxHard work never kills anybody.xxx But why take the risk? xxx

19. Where there is a will, there is a way 有志者,事竟成

20. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

21. 再多的牛逼时光 也比不上一起**的岁月。

22. 服饰就像铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动，但不妨碍你尽情观看。

23. Poisonous & Evil Rubbish 有毒有害垃圾

24. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

25. A thousang-li journey is stated by taking the first step 千里之行,始于足下

26. 大哥，降低脸上的分辨率好吗？

27. 怀才就像怀孕，时间长了才能看出来。

28. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

29. One should love animals. They are so tasty.

30. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

31. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

32. My principle is: the person does not make me,I do not prisoners; if the person make me,I will getangry!

33. you raise me up 你太抬举我了

34. One,two people,three person is to fight at outrance.

35. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

36. big one mother 大姨妈

37. 应该有更好的方法开始新的一天，而不是每天早上醒来。

38. Living half are bad luck,the other half is how to handle it.

39. 天上没有白馅饼，倒着白砖。

40. Walls have ears 隔墙有耳

41. Behind every successful man,there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.

42. 爱情就像一张照片，需要大量的暗室时间来培养。(外国人也很保守，在黑暗中工作，哈哈)

43. 你有没有注意到讨厌你的人都很丑？

44. Want money no，want life one! 要钱没有，要命一条！

45. 生活的一半是倒霉的，另一半是如何处理倒霉的。

46. How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？

47. 好的爱情是你透过一个男人看到世界，坏的爱情是你为了一个人舍弃世界……

48. xxxYour future depends on your dreams.xxx So go to sleep.

49. 快乐的单身汉迟早会结婚，幸福不是永久的。

50. Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

51. An idle youth, a needy age 少壮不努力,老大徒伤悲dao

52. Thinking of how far,how far you roll; light how fast,how fast you roll.

53. Follow onexxxs heart 随心所欲

54. 考试伤害了多少孩子，让多少诚实的孩子学会作弊。

55. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

56. 毛爷爷说，不结婚的对象都是流氓。

57. 每个人都应该喜欢动物，因为它们很好吃。

58. 中国人有两个特点：一是不爱说实话；二是不爱听实话。

59. 努力工作不会导致死亡！但我不会用自己来证明。

60. 妈妈说人最好不要错过两样东西，最后一班回家的车和一个深爱你的人。Mom said you’d better not miss two things , the last bus to home and the person who loves you deeply.

61. I give you face you don’t wanna face 我给你脸你不要脸。

62. Germany is the onlywoman,I think I must be too mean.

63. 我的原则是:人不犯我，我不犯人；人犯我，我就生死！

64. We two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁啊！

65. Grandpa Mao said,not to marry for the purpose of making object is bullying.

66. Money is not everything. Theres Mastercard Visa.

67. 你爱国，敬业，有骨气。

68. The more you learn,the more you know,The more you know,the more you forget.The more you forget,the less you know. So why bother to learn.

69. Since I will play QQ,I found my pinyin is getting better and better,the study did not have this effect.

70. When twos company,threes the result!

71. 我抽的不是烟，也不是孤独，而是二手烟！

72. 男人情史丰富叫浪漫，女人情史丰富叫风骚。

73. 诸葛亮出山前，也没带过兵!凭啥我就要工作经验?

1. Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

2. 还能冲动，表示你还对生活有激情，总是冲动，表示你还不懂生活。If you acts on impulse, you have passions in life, if you always acts on impulse, you don’t know what life is.

3. 每个成功男人背后都有一个女人。每个不成功男人背后都有两个。

4. 两个人的状态不稳定，三个人才是！

5. The man called the romantic love rich,rich in the coquettish woman.

6. 如果你看到面前的阴影，别怕，那是因为你的背后有阳光……

7. 大师兄，你知道吗?二师兄的肉现在比师傅的都贵了。

8. 女人无才是德，我想我一定太缺德了。

9. The king is awalys lucky 王老吉

10. Every man should marry. After all,happiness is not the only thing in life.

11. 上联：活着没有意义，下联：自杀没有勇气，横批：白走一次。

12. 上帝决定谁是你的亲戚。幸运的是，他给了你选择朋友的空间。

13. no money no talk 没钱免谈

14. I have a flirt with hot chicks ability,but he is a girl.

15. 有些人靠实力，而我靠丰富的想象力。

16. Love who who 爱谁谁。

17. Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.

18. 聪明人未婚，结婚的人很难再聪明了。

19. You look very Chinese,very dedicated,very backbone.

20. 一天看到一位大妈在烧纸，边烧边嘟囔着：收到了全都买基金吧~~One day I saw a old woman was burning paper money and

21. When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

22. 我问一个在深圳工作了二十年的朋友："如果你死后，你的墓志铭打算写点啥?"他说："我解决了住房问题!"

23. A tall order 强人所难

24. 成功是一个相关的术语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

25. 一个人快乐，两个人生活，三个人就是你死我活。

26. 对于美女来说，两眼就行了，转身告诉自己，我她们好。

27. Ideals are like the pants,have,but not everyone can go to prove that you have!

28. 我有能力泡妞，可惜我是个妞。

29. Chinese two big characteristics: one,dont love the truth; two,do not want to hear the truth.

30. First scroll: Live meaningless,the second line of a couplet: Dutch actno courage,horizontal batch: white go back.

31. 生活不能像烹饪一样，所有的材料都准备好了才放进锅里。

32. Examination of people rely on strength,and I rely on the rich imagination.

33. Horse horse tiger tiger 马马虎虎

34. 工作很有趣！尤其是看别人的工作。

35. Adamxxxs apple 喉结

36. xxxWork fascinates me.xxx I can look at it for hours! xxx

37. Sick as a dog 病重bai

38. 想多远，你就滚多远；光速有多快，你就滚多快。

39. 尽量和女朋友一起洗澡，省水。

40. Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

41. You ask me, me ask who? 你问我，我问谁?

42. Did you find,those who hate you,looks very ugly.

43. More to their xxxing great time also cannot compare with idiot years.

44. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

45. I do not smoke cigarettes,is not lonely,second-hand smoke!

46. In heaven there is no white out the pie,but white out the bricks.

47. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

48. The wise never marry,And when they marry they become otherwise.

49. You have seed, I will give you some color to see see. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧。

50. 人生的最大遗憾莫过于错误地坚持了不该坚持的，轻易地放弃了不该放弃的……

51. 现在的梦想决定了你的未来，所以再睡一会儿。

52. 自从会玩QQ之后发现拼音越来越好，读书也没有效果。

53. Brother,you have to face the resolution is good?

54. Themore you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more youforget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.